Perl has always been and will always be the greatest language. I still use Perl daily and get things done fast. While you are matching your types in your fancy

Perl has always been and will always be the greatest language. I still use Perl daily and get things done fast. While you are matching your types in your fancy garbage language (Rust, Haskell, etc), I already did the job, solved 25 other problems, and signed up 10 new customers.