> Rules for thee, not for me. Many times I think how to arbitrage and profit from any situation. I am envy that certian people can, and I cannot! What can I do

> Rules for thee, not for me. Many times I think how to arbitrage and profit from any situation. I am envy that certian people can, and I cannot! What can I do to deserve same humane treatment? I propose to setup a Nancy Fund. We pool our money and give it to her for management. She makes say 1000% guaranteed profit by insider trading, and by manipulating the stock prices by issuing appropriate legislation. This is all legal, as a part of the governmental framework. Of course she can take hefty management fees -- I do not mind. My risk-free net profit will be still better than any other investment! It can become huge -- anybody can invest and everyone will get rich. For further scaling other members of congress can be utilized also. Just make sure they do not issuing contradicting laws and policies, else this would cancel our profits. How about this?