If the medical industry worked like modern web development then I would expect them to use Google more. “Sorry, we can’t do the heart surgery today, turns out

If the medical industry worked like modern web development then I would expect them to use Google more. “Sorry, we can’t do the heart surgery today, turns out our scalpels are made by one guy as an unpaid side project and he’s on vacation and it also turns out that for the last 5 years they’ve been mistakenly made of lead but no one noticed. Also, we stopped doing heart open heart surgeries like 2 years ago. We now do micro-surgeries where we just stab the patient over and over again until we hit the right spot. ”