How about a pointing device with a built-in keyboard? IMO it sucks but here you go: https://www.keymouse.com/ https://www.keymouse.com/ I'm adding analog thum

How about a pointing device with a built-in keyboard? IMO it sucks but here you go: https://www.keymouse.com/ https://www.keymouse.com/ I'm adding analog thumbsticks (the style you'd find e.g. on a playstation controller) to my split keyboard. I expect them to suck too but maybe 0.5% less than the nipple on thinkpad keyboards. That one keeps tempting me because it's in a convenient positoin but it just drives me mad every time I try to get anything done with it.