This article could have been just two paragraphs. Maybe even one. I see no actual updates in it, only super careful language assuring the reader that the cause

This article could have been just two paragraphs. Maybe even one. I see no actual updates in it, only super careful language assuring the reader that the cause of the original problem is still being worked on. Well... okay? Why did we need this fluff piece pumped full of perfumed language though?