My first job was as an operator for a UK bank. The work was: * Putting paper on printers * Taking paper off printers * Decollating the paper that came off p

My first job was as an operator for a UK bank. The work was: * Putting paper on printers * Taking paper off printers * Decollating the paper that came off printers * Putting tapes into tape drives * Taking tapes out of tape drives The slacking was * Going to the pub before it closed on night shift * Having sword fights with the plastic swords we used to cut paper * Finding an unlocked office and using the phone to call party lines The work highlights were: * Going to a vault and back flanked by security guards to get the Queen's tape * Printing bank statements of the rich and famous (I've seen Mick Jagger's bank account)