I know someday I will be punished for some of the evil, uncalled-for cruelty I have inflicted on poor Microsoft Access when it was all I had available to me. I

I know someday I will be punished for some of the evil, uncalled-for cruelty I have inflicted on poor Microsoft Access when it was all I had available to me. In my defense, I was on an informal development team (ahem) in a company with a dysfunctional tech culture, and we made do with what we had while fighting to get our hands on more appropriate tools.