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I remain strongly in the camp that it was Jimmy Carter - sure, everyone says he was just chilling out on a peanut farm but that's just a cover story man.
by munk-a 5y ago
I remain strongly in the camp that it was Jimmy Carter - sure, everyone says he was just chilling out on a peanut farm but that's just a cover story man.
- lapetitejort 5y agoI know this is a joke but I had to know what he was up to at the time. He was serving his first term in the Georgia State Senate.
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- devoutsalsa 5y agoThat sounds like a character in an espionage role playing game. “I’m a contract assassin for the CIA. They use me for domestic operations where they can’t operate. My cover is that I’m a peanut farmer. My code name is The Telephoto Lens, because I’m great at those long distance shots. My secondary skill is the ability to invoke a temporary peanut allergy in any person without a saving throw, which presents all sorts of opportunities for covert killings.”
- munk-a 5y agoThat seems exceedingly accurate - and now-a-days I can only assume Jimmy Carter is going around building houses just to hide all the bodies he's racked up from the decades of covert ops. A contract assassin - sure... but also a big fan of the telltale heart. The ability to inflict peanut allergies is golden - thank you for that!
- devoutsalsa 5y agoWhy do you think he works w/ Habitat For Humanity? There's a body buried under every house!
- chrisdhoover 5y agoIt was not Jimmy Carter but the killer rabbit who attacked him. Carter prevailed where Kennedy failed.