"Hey boss, that thing that took down us-east-1... that can't take down us-west-1 next week, can it?" "No, no, of course not" "Should I check?" "No, don't was

"Hey boss, that thing that took down us-east-1... that can't take down us-west-1 next week, can it?" "No, no, of course not" "Should I check?" "No, don't waste time checking, get back to your TPS reports"