These are some of the most obnoxious headlines I've read in a while. "If you are like Sweeet... Tell me more! Click Here" "Fancy Pants Algorithm" "Ninja Time A

These are some of the most obnoxious headlines I've read in a while. "If you are like Sweeet... Tell me more! Click Here" "Fancy Pants Algorithm" "Ninja Time Analytics" I suppose there's a demographic that responds positively to that type of diction. If that's the case, you've done a good job of narrowing your target market. Also, use more text and less text-images!