The reviews of the music they tested are great and could both be parody as well as what they probably are, namely the dellusional ramblings of someone who got s

The reviews of the music they tested are great and could both be parody as well as what they probably are, namely the dellusional ramblings of someone who got swindled: "Via the Ethernet Switch UEF, we have a much more defined and explosive brass section. You get the proper metallic blast and blatt without strain. The piano is now wonderfully fleshed out with plenty of timbral purity and proper weight. High hat cymbals have never sounded better. Exciting stuff!" "When engaging the Ethernet Switch UEF, your room boundaries will evaporate in all directions. The band is now in the venue with you. The bongos are unleashed with additional color and tone and with a bottom end wallop that might just startle you. Goose bump city!"