One can't wipe his own ass these days without it being scientifically proven to exist by a study. The same studies that can't get no replication. And even if th

One can't wipe his own ass these days without it being scientifically proven to exist by a study. The same studies that can't get no replication. And even if they do, aren't actionable at all. Decision paralysis as religion. "Things are complicated" gets thrown against every opinion that people don't like. Not saying anything is wisdom. God forbid anybody has any opinion and may God strike him down if he ever supports anything but tabula rasa. Things got done before studies existed, you know. People built models from intuition and tested them in practice. Or observed patterns. But that's the old wrong ways, right? We publish something on a piece of paper now and unless a committee publishes it and calls it a study it can't be true. And if they do it's true and will remain this way forever, right?