Know how to recognize an Apple officer! Is there a blue glow pulsing from the officer's eyes in time with your breathing? When questioned about his identity,

Know how to recognize an Apple officer! Is there a blue glow pulsing from the officer's eyes in time with your breathing? When questioned about his identity, does the officer inflate and spin a beachball before answering? Does the officer have rounded corners? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, you might be speaking with a member of the Apple Police Force. Beware!