Something like this, plus or minus English chat-slang: (EDIT: dangit, I forgot that HN chops up linebreaks. hold on) (DOUBLE-EDIT: Text file from my Dropbox:

Something like this, plus or minus English chat-slang: (EDIT: dangit, I forgot that HN chops up linebreaks. hold on) (DOUBLE-EDIT: Text file from my Dropbox: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9485376/chattranslation.txt http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9485376/chattranslation.txt)