So a self-confessed car hater is going to make his case for Scala using a tortured car metaphor. It doesn't come across well. A good driver can take a slow car

So a self-confessed car hater is going to make his case for Scala using a tortured car metaphor. It doesn't come across well. A good driver can take a slow car around a track quicker than a bad driver can take a fast car around a track.