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The same thing happened to a friend of my dad. A long time ago, the friend was a British diplomat living somewhere like Singapore and he made friends with the t
by w0mbat 5y ago
The same thing happened to a friend of my dad. A long time ago, the friend was a British diplomat living somewhere like Singapore and he made friends with the two Japanese sisters in the next apartment. They used to have tea and chat and he helped them practice their English. Being good with languages he soon picked up a lot of Japanese from them. One day he got invited to an event at the Japanese Embassy and was excited to be able to show off his secret language skills. However, any Japanese man he spoke to would react strangely and it looked like they were trying hard not to laugh. He eventually got someone to explain that he was using “women’s words”, and the effect of a dignified English gentleman in a tuxedo talking like that was hilarious to them.
- moffkalast 5y agoGuy was trying to say "Greetings gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself" but all they heard was "Gweetings gentwemen, awwow me tuwu intwoduce mysewf".
- AlgorithmicTime 5y agoMy naammme is Biggus Dickus.
- readthenotes1 5y agoSince education in the classics is nearly non-existent: https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U https://youtu.be/kx_G2a2hL6U "Remember what punishments befell us in this world when we ourselves did not cherish learning nor transmit it to other men."
- numpad0 5y agoI guess more like “oh god this is terrible please no” vs “for god’s sake don’t fucking do that”