Go head-to-head against other candidates at a startup committed to outgrowing Amazon in e-commerce, until you get hired then outperform everyone else until you

Go head-to-head against other candidates at a startup committed to outgrowing Amazon in e-commerce, until you get hired then outperform everyone else until you are CEO then never quit competing with Amazon. Or are you interested in something more immediate and further removed from software? Maybe step into the ring as a prizefighter, put on a few pounds so you can go above your weight class for good measure. Or perhaps roller derby? I apologize if my level of insanity is not adequate for what you have in mind, but this might get you started.