You are absolutely correct. It's a very simple and commonly-done thing that doesn't need any complexity at all. As developers and techy people we can go to ex

You are absolutely correct. It's a very simple and commonly-done thing that doesn't need any complexity at all. As developers and techy people we can go to extraordinary lengths to overcomplicate things. I was half-expecting the post to end by discussing that, shortly after a bit about using a hypervisor control system to manage the cluster of cloud-hosted microservices that orchestrate all of the AbstractSecretSantaServiceFactoryInterface instances. Then like, "Haha, gotchya! All you really have to do is this."