Try UCI, which does not have a football team at all. Legend has it that when land baron Donald Bren donated the land for UCI to be built on, he specifically for

Try UCI, which does not have a football team at all. Legend has it that when land baron Donald Bren donated the land for UCI to be built on, he specifically forced the new college to agree that it will never have a football team so that he did not have to deal with drunkenness and rowdiness in the perfect little college town he was planning to build around UCI. It worked for Donald Bren, he built Irvine, Irvine became a very safe and very expensive town, and Bren became very rich because of it. UCI, on the other hand, has had a reputation for being boring for its entire existence. But I peronally liked the absence of jocks.