IMO the worst is middle aged guys walking recording self-help/promotion sales selfie videos. But what do you expect them to say? Excited to talk at this upcom

IMO the worst is middle aged guys walking recording self-help/promotion sales selfie videos. But what do you expect them to say? Excited to talk at this upcoming conference --> My company just paid thousands of dollars for me to get on stage and have the audience listen to an informercial. Excited to be named one this years people who are persons --> I spend all my time working to make partners at a Consultancy/PE/VC Bank rich, but it-least they paid to nominate me, I can show my parents! Do people still read magazines?