I didn't even have a meeting for my business account, everything was handled over the phone/online with 1 set of paperwork having to be sent out to me and back.

I didn't even have a meeting for my business account, everything was handled over the phone/online with 1 set of paperwork having to be sent out to me and back. The only thing they wanted to know was how much I expected to deposit a year and they insisted the first deposit be from a UK source (supposedly some anti-terror funds requirement).