"Got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest From what the guys in here call "the Tillamook County lie detector test" Well I did my best but as you might

"Got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest From what the guys in here call "the Tillamook County lie detector test" Well I did my best but as you mighta guessed It's a tough test not to fail I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail" -Todd Snider, 'Tillamook County Jail', from his 'East Nashville Skyline' album.