Well, you could be a chef at Le Bernardin, or you could flip patties at McDonald's. You can cook for a retirement home, or sell tacos on a beach. There are at l

Well, you could be a chef at Le Bernardin, or you could flip patties at McDonald's. You can cook for a retirement home, or sell tacos on a beach. There are at least as many ways of being a professional programmer as there are ways of cooking food for a living. And no, not all of them suck so hard.