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That’s the first thing that came to my mind, immediately followed by “I should tell my wife that it’s her fault if my semen turns to brain plaque” the next time
by conductr 5y ago
That’s the first thing that came to my mind, immediately followed by “I should tell my wife that it’s her fault if my semen turns to brain plaque” the next time she has a “headache”
- smackeyacky 5y agoAmazing! How are you posting from the 1950s?
- selestify 5y agoCome on now, let others have their fun.
- HamburgerEmoji 5y agoThe same way you're posting from the mid 18th century from Jonathan Edwards' church during a sermon.
- newsclues 5y agoWith a sarcastic time machine
- conductr 5y agoEh. Right on cue, I suppose. Because I married someone with a sense of humor. Maybe you can write a search engine to figure out what that is. Yes, that’s a throwback to when nerd jokes were a thing. I’ll throw this in so you you’re able to comprehend /s
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