I'm 51 today and I have no idea what an "identity condiment" is either. I suspect "scriptum wankery". That's where you splurge any old cobblers on a page and

I'm 51 today and I have no idea what an "identity condiment" is either. I suspect "scriptum wankery". That's where you splurge any old cobblers on a page and dress it up as journalism. I have just made that up and probably got the Latin bit wrong. However it does have a ring to it 8)