I read an apocryphal story about a guy whose manager saw him leaving and coming back during the workday, and asked later why he didn’t clock out and back in. “

I read an apocryphal story about a guy whose manager saw him leaving and coming back during the workday, and asked later why he didn’t clock out and back in. “I was getting a haircut,” the man said. “That’s not part of your job duties here, you cannot do that on the company’s time,” replied the manager. “Why not?” said the man. “I grew most of it on the company’s time.”