I know that you've already been corrected for not reading the article, but I'm going to leave this here, from the article, for comedic effect: > So what to do?

I know that you've already been corrected for not reading the article, but I'm going to leave this here, from the article, for comedic effect: > So what to do? I emailed the one person I knew who worked at Apple, and I had his email address...Mr Tim Cook.