Just as the only muons that reach deep-underground neutrino detectors are of very high energy, only the most-upvotable non-tech stories (think Omicron breaking

Just as the only muons that reach deep-underground neutrino detectors are of very high energy, only the most-upvotable non-tech stories (think Omicron breaking news and mortars-up-the-bum) make it to the front page.