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'The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him i
by starwind 5y ago
'The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.'
colour me skeptical
- NikolaeVarius 5y agoWhy else would he be clearing stuff your without pants on.
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- tzs 5y agoKind of reminds me of penile fractures, which can only occur while you have an erection, making one sometimes suspect that what the victim says they were doing when the injury occurred does not quite match what they were actually up to. See this 1988 "The Straight Dope" column for some examples [1]. [1] https://www.straightdope.com/21341780/is-it-true-men-can-suffer-penile-fracture https://www.straightdope.com/21341780/is-it-true-men-can-suf...
- jaxelr 5y agoReminds me of the Seinfeld episode of the proctologist. > Cosmo Kramer: Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one!" Taken from imdb.com quotes.