Ok, joke time. <principle software engineer> comes out of the bathroom. Wife says "Don't you know how to use the toilet brush?" "Yes", he says, "but I prefer

Ok, joke time. <principle software engineer> comes out of the bathroom. Wife says "Don't you know how to use the toilet brush?" "Yes", he says, "but I prefer the paper" feel free to substitute a different minority group if you don't like poking fun at principle software engineers.