Don't you understand, if the government doesn't spend huge sums recovering these coins our currency will be devalued. I mean, devalued more. Because, you know,

Don't you understand, if the government doesn't spend huge sums recovering these coins our currency will be devalued. I mean, devalued more. Because, you know, quantitative easing, and all that. More seriously: I want to know how the hell you find a jury who will actually support the government stealing heirlooms from an 82-year-old woman's safety deposit box.