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What Am I Most Thankful For? The Rich. The Richer the Better
- kwertyoowiyop 5y agoPardon me while I vomit. > Rich people are generally smart or else they would not be rich. They commit less crimes than any other sector or demographic group. They don’t drain the public coffers because they don’t use public resources. Most of them are very nice people because they can afford to be nice.
- quantified 5y ago> If we were all like Star Trek’s Mr. Spock, it would never cross our minds to hate or be jealous of the rich. They provide us with everything. It sounds like trolling, but it really seems it isn’t. Amazing. No one rich ever put food on my table or clothes on my back. The rich are just better at saying “mine” than others. Their money is not more productive than others. > Without the rich, we cannot become rich ourselves. Actually, you need poor people to become rich because they are the ones whose needs are large enough, they will work for too little, and expose themselves to the dangers that rich people don’t. Rich people risk their cash, poor people risk their limbs and their health laboring for the rich. He’s thankful for being a Smith up front, at the end I hope he’s also thankful for being a Dick.
- dredmorbius 5y agoThis is brilliant satire!