> What if web content wouldn’t just “appear” when a page loaded, but instead popped, slid, faded, or spun into place? What if ... no, thank you, get your 0.5 s

> What if web content wouldn’t just “appear” when a page loaded, but instead popped, slid, faded, or spun into place? What if ... no, thank you, get your 0.5 second delay and shove it where the sun don't shine?