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Outlaw shaped skis. Everybody has to ski on long, straight skis that can’t be wider than 65 under foot. Watch property values plummet in a week. Edit: accurate
by TYPE_FASTER 5y ago
Outlaw shaped skis. Everybody has to ski on long, straight skis that can’t be wider than 65 under foot. Watch property values plummet in a week.
Edit: accurate prediction of the future: https://youtu.be/qhuHuQ1Bu3o https://youtu.be/qhuHuQ1Bu3o
- zwirbl 5y agoPeople would have their knees repaired, then sell ar a loss
- swader999 5y agoWider under foot is harder on the knees actually, especially on groomed runs.
- zwirbl 5y agoSure, but long, straight skis are harder to control, causing more accidents for less skilled riders. Many people skiing reasonably well today would have a really hard time using classic material from the 80s-90s
- swader999 5y agoYeah that is true. I still take my skinny ones out a couple times a season. They turn quick and you get to feel the depth on the powder turns.
- luch 5y agoOr better : outlaw ski lifts. You can still do some skiing or snowboarding, but you have to get to the summit yourself like alpine hunters.
- ourlordcaffeine 5y agoThis is life for downhill longboarding (outside of official events with uplift buses)