I'm just imagining downloading a porn client which fetches 300 gigabytes of bullshit before it finally lets me watch a movie at a whopping five frames per secon

I'm just imagining downloading a porn client which fetches 300 gigabytes of bullshit before it finally lets me watch a movie at a whopping five frames per second. And best of all, someone complaining that this is clearly a wasteful scam and being told back, "how much energy did videocassettes and magazines consume, huh?"