I have an easy to remember scheme I use for those annoying security questions that alleviates the need to write them down. I came up with this idea because eve

I have an easy to remember scheme I use for those annoying security questions that alleviates the need to write them down. I came up with this idea because everytime I am asked for these stupid questions I get very annoyed and my default reflex was to internally curse profusely. So I thought I would leverage this reaction. My scheme is this, for any security question there is usually a primary noun you can key off of. So I just construct the following string: "fyour" + PRIMARY_NOUN. The "f" is spelled out to be the more profane form of fornicate but thought I would keep it clean for HN. This allows me to always have an easy to remember answer to all security questions where I can satisfactorily express my complete disdain for them. I have had to say these out loud many times to CSR's and it usually gets a chuckle.