> Who the heck eats Food? You're on the right path, but you're missing the milquetoast sting at the end; something that's controversial, or slightly embarrassi

> Who the heck eats Food? You're on the right path, but you're missing the milquetoast sting at the end; something that's controversial, or slightly embarrassing that makes the activity seem niche, but really isn't. "Who the heck eats Food with the Fridge door open?" - or "Who the heck eats Food slowly, so the crinkly wrapper doesn't wake the kids?". Yoi can find the same sort of viral drivel under "relatable tweets" on Twitter.