> emphasizing efficiency, portability, and thrilling puns. Results: Runs 1000x slower than not using it, but 200x faster than the competition! So only use thi

> emphasizing efficiency, portability, and thrilling puns. Results: Runs 1000x slower than not using it, but 200x faster than the competition! So only use this in correctness-critical paths, or use a language that supports strong typing at compile time.