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As a random aside, that reminds me of a joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his f
by ineedasername 5y ago
As a random aside, that reminds me of a joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. “My friend is dead! What should I do?” The operator replies, “Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?"