Thast's actually a Russian joke about Lenin. > Lenin sits, cutting pieces from an apple with knife and eating them. > A little child walks up and asks Lenin t

Thast's actually a Russian joke about Lenin. > Lenin sits, cutting pieces from an apple with knife and eating them. > A little child walks up and asks Lenin to get a bit of an apple. > Lenin does not respond in any way and continues cutting and eating apple. > Now, do you see what a kind man Lenin was? He could have stabbed.