tl;dr the solution is a USB-powered cup of Yahtzee dice. There was some debate over the color of the dice and usb-c vs usb-a. But it will be included in the ne

tl;dr the solution is a USB-powered cup of Yahtzee dice. There was some debate over the color of the dice and usb-c vs usb-a. But it will be included in the next kernel release and shipped out to every user of the linux kernel with the next update.