Furthermore, there's no way it would be a gig of text. War and Peace is about three megabytes uncompressed. So, even if you shipped all the translations, I do

Furthermore, there's no way it would be a gig of text. War and Peace is about three megabytes uncompressed. So, even if you shipped all the translations, I doubt you'd have a full gigabyte's worth. Especially not if you compressed them while at rest.