Wait you can't build a reverse proxy binary tree with recursively hashed nodes and O(n log n) guaranteed in place sorting? Why do you even call yourself a devel

Wait you can't build a reverse proxy binary tree with recursively hashed nodes and O(n log n) guaranteed in place sorting? Why do you even call yourself a developer?? Why should I trust my webform->database web app with you? On the serious side I loved the story.