I miss buying office once and not having to tie it to a microsoft account, live in constant fear of it unregistering on an application server, resetting an offi

I miss buying office once and not having to tie it to a microsoft account, live in constant fear of it unregistering on an application server, resetting an office 365 user's password because it randomly stopped working. Office 2000 was so good I miss those times. It launched stupid fast, worked well, and I can't think of any bugs I ran into.