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Ahh, not so! I've been in contact with my hypothetical African colonialist-scientist, and after reading about the successes of Belgian phrenology in the 30s he'
by revolvingocelot 5y ago
Ahh, not so! I've been in contact with my hypothetical African colonialist-scientist, and after reading about the successes of Belgian phrenology in the 30s he's suggested that hypothetical African science might best isolate the "Scottish" from "British" via examination of tooth decay!!
- smcl 5y agoWhile decades of Irn Bru consumption and a diet rich in Highland Toffee has caused no end of dental problems, I'll have you know my remaining tooth is in fine condition.
- revolvingocelot 5y agoI'm sorry to say that the hypothetical African colonialist-scientist has examined your dental records and pronounced you British :( Maybe he can be convinced by a tap water sample?
- smcl 5y agoI reluctantly accept my assigned ethnicity, though I reserve the right to be very bitter and over-use the cry-laugh emoji sarcastically on social media … hey maybe I am British after all :-)
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