You must be joking or have not done many things where people swing things at you. 100% of the time in a random “get hit in the head taste test” I would choose

You must be joking or have not done many things where people swing things at you. 100% of the time in a random “get hit in the head taste test” I would choose a fist. Aluminum bats don’t weigh much either but I’m not going to go out of my way to have my head in the path of one.