After reading dozens over the years, I unfortunately won't read anymore PG essays due to the endless "In high school..." mentions and differences between bullie

After reading dozens over the years, I unfortunately won't read anymore PG essays due to the endless "In high school..." mentions and differences between bullies/jocks and smart kids. I would have long ago succumbed to alcohol poisoning if it were a drinking game. I hope this essay is better. In the least, the comments here are interesting.