As someone who worked for Blizzard 20 years ago, and is already cooking up "excuses" to offer interviewers like you... I hope your candidate in this example is

As someone who worked for Blizzard 20 years ago, and is already cooking up "excuses" to offer interviewers like you... I hope your candidate in this example is able to part the conference room blinds, and point out his better-than-yours car, house, or helicopter that he took to your job site. And then just drop a microphone on the way to the next interview. :)