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Deldo is a sex toy control and teledildonics mode for Emacs
- joeman1000 5y agoNo
- AussieWog93 5y agoCan sphincters get RSI?
- celdon25 5y agoYes.
- sillysaurusx 5y agoHonestly the video is the most interesting part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo&ab_channel=PoorLifeChoices https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo&ab_channel=PoorL... I can't quite figure out if it's performance art or enthusiasm. Probably a bit of both.
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- qdot76367 5y agoSince you said "performance art" I'm going to go ahead and agree with you and not use the term "shitpost". Someday I'll update the library to work with https://buttplug.io https://buttplug.io. :)
- sigotirandolas 5y agoFor the lazy, https://invidio.xamh.de/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo https://invidio.xamh.de/watch?v=D1sXuHnf_lo (or other Invidious instances) for an age restriction bypass without a Google account
- phyrex 5y agoThank you!
- halikular 5y agoWhat the hell Google, They now require credit credit card or ID for age verification! https://lensdump.com/i/gOWfOe https://lensdump.com/i/gOWfOe
- emteycz 5y agoThat's government-mandated.
- GeoAtreides 5y agoDo you have any sources that's gov mandated? I couldn't find anything
- segh 5y ago>In line with upcoming regulations, like the European Union’s Audiovisual Media Services Directive (AVMSD), we will also be introducing a new age verification step over the next few months. As part of this process some European users may be asked to provide additional proof of age when attempting to watch mature content. https://blog.youtube/news-and-events/using-technology-more-consistently-apply-age-restrictions/ https://blog.youtube/news-and-events/using-technology-more-c...
- SteveNuts 5y agoYeah but can it send email?
- yellowapple 5y agoIt's Emacs, of course it can.
- froh 5y agoI had to check if it's not April 1st. And the project is a tad flaccid, last update 2016 https://github.com/qdot/deldo/commits/master https://github.com/qdot/deldo/commits/master
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- wetpaws 5y ago>flaccid I see what you did there.
- durpkingOP 5y agooh another vibrator open sourced on github. how vibrant.
- NotChina 5y ago"Yet another opensource dildo" could be taken a different way.
- neartheplain 5y agoI don't know how real Deldo is, but if you're curious about the state of teledildonics, buttplug.io is widely used and actively developed (link probably not safe for work): https://buttplug.io/ https://buttplug.io/
- angelixd 5y agoIt's real, and they have the same developer!
- arcticbull 5y agoI lost it at "Nintendo Switch Joycons (Rumble only)"
- qdot76367 5y agoFor external use only: https://www.vice.com/en/article/kbybpz/nintendo-switchs-joy-con-sync-issue-is-even-worse-if-you-put-it-in-your-butt https://www.vice.com/en/article/kbybpz/nintendo-switchs-joy-...
- arcticbull 5y ago> [Editor's note: Motherboard can't in good conscience recommend that you insert a Joy-Con into any of your orifices. Please don't try this at home.] > I left a voicemail for Nintendo asking if this is by design and to see if playing anally is an approved means of using the Joy-Con. They did not return my call, and after reading this article, they probably never will. Whelp, that's enough internet for one day.
- qdot76367 5y agoHah, yeah, I made Deldo about 3 years before what ended up becoming Buttplug started. I am a very stubborn one trick pony. XD
- benjaminwootton 5y agoAnything similar for Vim?
- arcticbull 5y agoEvery day we stray further from God's light. But memes aside, very technically impressive.
- Jugurtha 5y agoThis is funny because a dildo in French is called "God"/"Gode", for "godemichet".
- nelox 5y agoDid anyone see that coming?
- xxs 5y agoIt's 12y+ old... I mean, it's nothing new.
- qdot76367 5y agoHi. Deldo and also https://buttplug.io https://buttplug.io author here. As usual with any HN thread on my projects: AMA. :D And if you're curious about other dumb things I've done with sex toys, check out my youtube channel: https://youtube.buttplug.io https://youtube.buttplug.io
- aestetix 5y agoImportant question: is there a vim plugin? You know, for those of us who prefer to keep our text editor and operating system lives separate...
- azalemeth 5y agoI imagine something where the vibration intensity is proportional to the complexity of the commands you enter would be a great "teaching" tool. Either that, or rewards for using hjkl over the arrow keys!
- mpfundstein 5y agohow does QC work?
- qdot76367 5y ago- Release software - Wait for someone brave enough to admit they used said software to show up to my discord or github issues and complain - Fix software - Repeat
- Gigachad 5y agoI love your profile pic on GitHub
- qdot76367 5y agoAwww Thanks! :D
- wruza 5y agoDo these appliances have any sort of http api?
- lifeisstillgood 5y agoApart from the obvious jokes, I think this is a fantastic example of where we should be heading in the future. No not RC sex toys, although that's fine, but individuals able to customise common software for their individual needs. Some people have a vision of a few percent of the population producing software that everyone else consumes - much like say agriculture. I have a vision of software literacy- where 99.9% of people can write their own. Is it less "efficient" - kind of. But most of us won't write drivers for iphone screens. But equally I bet that sex toy software would be an underserved market judging by the reaction on HN :-) The future is democratic and open. I think that's a good thing.
- causi 5y agoI have a vision of software literacy- where 99.9% of people can write their own. I think all the open source in the world isn't going to help when the battle at the bottom is effectively lost already. The 99% don't even have root access to their own devices and don't care, let alone have any desire to write their own software no matter how easy it is. It's also only getting worse. Every year the number of vendors producing unlockable devices shrinks. Every year Windows and macOS get a little less power-user-friendly. Democratic software development is building a mansion on a hill while the town in the valley is on fire.
- jl6 5y agoYou don’t need root access to produce code. The number of people with access to code development and execution tools (i.e. a browser and a text editor) has never been higher. Even on iOS you can get started with a free service like GitHub or Neocities and do everything through Safari. It’s 100% a matter of skills and motivation.
- LogonType10 5y agoThe web browser just doesn't matter if you care about the operating system code that it relies on. Without unlocked devices you don't have the freedom to code what you want to code. If I'm using a phone that sends my pics to the cops and advertising companies I don't really care about playing with MVC frameworks. Do you want the freedom to code whatever you want to code or do you just want to play in Microsoft's kiddie pool?
- shiryel 5y agoEmacs really has any function that you can imagine, XKCD 378 has never so true. Also, very impressive.
- m0zg 5y agoOr you could, you know, have actual sex. Wild and unrealistic, I know. But worth a try.
- jimktrains2 5y agoMany folks use toys with their partners. Many folks don't want to hook up with random people but still want to get off. What's the purpose of your comment? Does how an adult/consenting adults enjoy themselves affect you in any way? Does it make you feel better or superior to kink shame others?
- qdot76367 5y agoAre you saying having sex with emacs isn't actual sex?
- hulitu 5y agoReminds me of an old question in a news group with someone complaining that he needs 2 hands to use a keyboard shortcut in Emacs and cannot use only one hand. Somebody replied "why would someone use only one hand ?". The answer: "Doesn't Emacs turns you on ?"
- durnygbur 5y agoThe OLD has been monopolised globally by two American corporations. With global shadowbans, blacklists, and bans, ruled by brutal supply-demand market forces. Too easy to fall off the roller coaster. Approaching a human of opposite gender is rare and rarely acceptable nowadays unfortunately.
- wruza 5y agoThe exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to?
- qdot76367 5y agoAnd people think fingerprints on their monitor is a problem...
- atkailash 5y agoLiterally no need to leave Emacs now
- thinkingkong 5y agoI prefer org mode for teledidonics.
- qdot76367 5y ago“get” “stuff” “done”
- neonnoodle 5y agoMy custom agenda function just got a lot more interesting
- cblconfederate 5y agoSounds like a pain in the ass
- say_it_as_it_is 5y agoThis innovation was inevitable. You're already screwing yourself by using Emacs, so why not get some pleasure from it?
- samatman 5y agonice
- savant_penguin 5y agoTeledildonics is a term coined for the anals of history Can't wait for it to be linked to most emacs tutorials. You get an answer right > good buzz Wrong answer > bad buzz, if there's one
- nrclark 5y ago> the anals of history Now that's a Freudian slip if I've ever seen one.
- xioren00 5y agoTeledildonics is now part of my vocabulary, and I intend to use it whenever possible.
- qdot76367 5y agoIt is the best word.
- _game_of_life 5y agoSerious question -- How do you nominate someone for a Turing award?
- Der_Einzige 5y agoNo one who uses Emacs is actually getting laid.
- baremetal 5y agowell i guess we know what you like to do in your spare time!
- pajko 5y agoReminds me of FUFME: "FuckU-FuckMe(tm) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet." https://web.archive.org/web/20000618051515/http://fufme.com/ https://web.archive.org/web/20000618051515/http://fufme.com/