I hate LinkedIn with a passion, always have. It just seems like an old, kludgy online dating site (like Match). I never use it unless I have to, and I still can

I hate LinkedIn with a passion, always have. It just seems like an old, kludgy online dating site (like Match). I never use it unless I have to, and I still can't figure out how to turn off their damned weekly emails - they have no easy unsubscribe option and I've gone to their "notification management" (or whatever it's called) area in my account several times, without any clear option to turn off the emails (wtf?!).